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Choose Your Own Adventure… But Be Careful Plz


ADVENTURE. New pattern available ya dig? It’s adventure at it’s finest. We got maces, gems, and skeleton keys. Potions, elixirs, tridents and shields. It’s like a RPG you can wear. Took a bit of a tutorial online to help me understand repeating patterns in Illustrator. Kind of a cool approach to it too, creating swatches to fill shapes with. Yahoo. …

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Tiki Island

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Tiki trouble strikes again. Stacks upon stacks of dangerous island boys ready to give you a big spook. This was the first page in my brand new sketchbook. I made it with a reapeating pattern in mind. Took that sketch into Illustrator and traced and traced and traced. Made it that pantone ultra violet color. You now that pantone of …

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Dream On Ya Crazy Diamond?

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Dream on ya doofus. Dream on! This is your boy DeeDee and he is way… Way too bad for you. Gonna strut thru Dreamland with hammer in tow, ready to strike ya blow for blow. Give ya slug here and there and a power mallet slam right to your hair. Did a sketch in my sketchbook and took it into …

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Chaos Vision: Behold the Undeniable Power

Such power… SUCH UNDENIABLE POWER!!! That’s what happens when you peer through the lenses of Chaos Emerald glasses. You see infinity! BLINDING INFINITY! Inspired by Kirby the king. Thus the kirby krackle ya dig? I need a draw string bag for the gym and this may be the no. 1 contender. Maybe not tho! I gotta find that perfect bag …

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Hey this is a Pitbull. He’s available at Redbubble now! Yahoo! I used some halftone shading on that face. Why don’t ya go scope it out!? Thanks pals!

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Bob Bomb Pop Off Have You Any Wool


Bob Bob bomb breakfast may not be the best idea ya dumb plant IDIOT. He’s going for the chow down none the less. A mouth full of volatile steel. And that’s one big mouth with some big ol’ fangs. I took two passes at this concept. The first time was a pretty lousy attempt I didn’t pull off very well …

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Buff Cactus Flexing the Night Away

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buff cactus This is a buff cactus and you better believe he’s about to steal your girl. He is all natural, despite wha the haters think. No growth hormones. No pesticides. Just an all natty prickly boy. No sketch for this one, just drew him nice and simple. Dusted off the Wacom tablet and went to town. Snagged that color …

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Burned Owt. With a “W” instead of a “U” though

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Burned owt. This boi is just like me. Burned owt. With a “w” instead of a “u” though. I was on a drawing roll when I drew this. I drew Mutant Jam 24, The dinosaur Rep-Rawr in a couple nights. Then I hit a wall, pal. Workin’ for the man, man. I’ve been tired. But TONIGHT I’M DRAWING, YA DIG? …

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Candy Bat Sensation With a Blueberry Blast

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candy bat This is the Candy Bat. He turned blueberry flavor from… Eating too many blueberries or some crap. Stains your teeth, tho. He has the malleability of bubble gum. This is plucked straight from the Sketchbook Friday from many moons ago, with all those dapper bats. I didn’t do anything particularly crazy with this one. So you better believe …

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Sketchbook Friday: One Cool Flamingo Bomb

It’s Sketchbook Friday. Ya like bomber boys? Ya like cool flamingos? THEY’RE HERE. TOGETHER AT LAST. What a terrible pic I took with my phone. I blew it. There’s a secret message I wrote when I was half asleep that I covered up in the bottom right corner. WELP SEE YA! Tools used: Sakura Microperm

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