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STRAIGHT OUTTA THE BOWELS OF MIKE O’MALLEY’S GLOBAL GUTS AGRO KRAG! THE PURPLE TEAM STUCK IN THE CORNER OF THE KAYAK POOL WITH NO HOPE FOR ESCAPE. THE RED TEAM DOMINATING THE BUNGEE SLAM DUNK CONTEST. AND BLUE? YOU KNOW THEY’RE HITTIN’ AAAAALL THOSE TARGETS WITH THE NURF BOW AND ARROWS. BACK TO YOU MO, IT’S TIME TO MEET THE …

Do you remember The Mighty Ducks? Remember when Emilio Estevez ripped that juicy, pant rippling hamburger fart to motivate the team in the last period of the play offs? That was a quack fart. And this? This is an homage to that. Before you re-watch The Mighty Ducks [which wouldn’t be all that bad of an idea] that actually never …

SURPRISE, SON! AWFUL ALPHABET IS BACK, AGAIN. This sucker here? Oh, it’s just a primitive possum practicing prime levitation skills [alliteration bonus], lookin’ like Dhalsim from Street Fighter. Yoga flame? Yoga fire? Yoga eat garbage? Yoga play dead? For sure. Not sure if this even resembles a P, but I’m getting creative with the alphabet game. That protruding brow suggests …

Nothing to see here, just a wild turd onion who’s passed its prime. I think he also has a learning disability. Jumping back into the Awful Alphabet with gusto. Already have the sketches for the next 3 done. Or I’ve had them done for awhile, but you know, life. Layers of stank in this dude. Did you know that onions are …

I hate this. This thing was so intimidating and time consuming. WHY did I think this was a good idea? Because it is a good idea! But GODAMM MAN what a pain! I kinda broke the theme with this one too format wise. I think this would work better as a larger scale drawing than on a 8.5 x 11 …

Mummies and Slender Man should probably never be in the same universe. But what the hell. Talkin’ to my boy Nasty Nanny about this Slender Man dude. He isn’t a fan, but I was feeling it. I still don’t know much about the legend, but I think the character is cool as all hell. All dapper and shit. Those lengthy …

This was torture. Not because it was difficult or challenging. You wanna know why? Have you ever typed “foot” into Google? I did. I wish I didn’t. I needed a reference picture to draw the sketch. There are some absolutely revolting feet out there, I’m tellin’ you. Yellow toe nails… No toe nails. Giant claw like toes… What the hell …

Here it is, the letter K. He’s just dumb. I just look at his dumb face and picture him making a stupid dumb groaning noise. Like, whinny but deep. Maybe something like Louie Anderson. He’s dumb. His sharp, dainty legs. His boiled body. His stupid wings. Dancing to Swan Lake. Just dumb I drew him spitting fire initially, but then …

Uh huh, uh huh, it’s Jabberjaw bait. If Jabberjaw was bloodthirsty and not a dumb, annoying, disproportioned joke of a cartoon character. Nothin’ much to see here. A sweet hook for the letter J, piercing an eyeball errryday. Tryin’ allllll these new pallets out. Had a ridiculously hard time deciding on the back drop color and I still don’t even …

Queue the Beastie Boys. Intergalactic frontal lobes all up in your business. You trying to take a dump in private (I hope in private)? Sorry sucka. Intergalactic Intelligence brain sees you. He sees it all. Or he’s a distress beacon. I don’t friggin’ know, who cares? I HATE DRAWING BRAIN MATTER. AND EYE VEINS. I think I am somewhat of …