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What a horribly unfortunate creature. How would this even work? It doesn’t look like he has any joints, just connections that don’t move. His wrists might function, sure, but he has no elbows! If he has no elbows why does he have biceps!? Snot bubbles just blowing away in the wind. What an unfortunate specimen of evolution. But those hands… …

This guy right here? This guy was a pain in the butt. It’s super complex. You may not be able to see it because of the scale, but if I bumped this motha up you’d see… THEN YOU’D SEE. Tried a wacky color pallet too, broke right out of my damn comfort zone. I think it paid off. Like a …

LOOK INTO ITS EYES. Neon color pallet taking you through a digital trip. I wanted to do something with bones for awhile. This isn’t so much of a creature, but whatever, there’s no rules here. Getting these colors to flow well was a challenge. I never really use such vibrating hues. The rhymes… The flow all the times… The bottom …

The triple stack of power. Echidna brothers, floppin’ their dirty tongues all over the damn place. Sloppin’ and spittin’. Droolin’ and lickin’. I haven’t decided if they’re one consecutive unit, or three little turds sitting on top of each other battling for glory. I don’t think they’re really echidnas either, it just went because the letter was E. What’s that… …

DAYUM. The utter vascularity! He’s too vascular for his own good. D hits the scene, being an ultimate D’ and flexing his muscles for you to see. Those delicious  deltoids… Those bulging biceps… Upright rows… Military presses… Lateral Raises… He does them. Tried a new color palette here! I’m diggin’ it. My only regret is that true black color for …

One hungry mutha. One huuuungry C. We’re going alphabetical. This was a blast to make. Rockin’ a new color pallet with this dude. He’s the things nightmares are made of. All that drool. All those spituals. All those warts. A ferociously disgusting letter indeed. Chompin’ crazily. Crushin’ with his cracked canines. Again, drawn with just the pen tool. This one …

B is for “boogers,” and that’s okay with me. I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting to take an interest in doing this awful alphabet thing again, but I’m diggin’ it dude. I’m diggin’ the riiiide. Pickin’ and flickin’. The only way to live. Drawn. Entirely. With. The. Pen. Tool. What a bitch. Even the textured background was penned. For any …

This is the start of something that really never got finished, or even beyond this point for that matter. The awful alphabet–Deranged variations of your ABC’s. Perfect for any child just starting to read! Mutated, melting, cycloptic A’s. Bile, vomiting B’s! It looked good on paper, but never really came to fruition besides this little dude. This was one of …