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All Hail the Juicy Watermelon King, Aha!

juicy watermelon king

The Juicy Watermelon King is here! Aha! All hail and respect his juiciness! No seeds in this king! Just the perfect balance of sweet and sour! Aha! How did he come into power? Was the throne passed down to him from his father!? DID HE CONQUER A NATION TO EARN THE RIGHT TO RULE? Guess we’ll never know. He floats …

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