Check it out! I was featured in Redbubble’s commercial:
Allow me to introduce myself.
I’m just a crude dude who wants to shower your retinas with strange visuals. Things like melancholy houses with duck feet and human arms. Things that are gonna make you scratch your dome piece and say, “heh, now what in the world is this?”
I’m just a crude dude supplying you with the weirdest of the weird. I’ll pepper a little of this and a little of that into your internet soup and you’ll never really know what you’re eating. But I guarantee you’ll be rubbing your bellies after your done, saying “heh, now that was a treat! Where’s my dessert?”
Relax pal, I got plenty of sweet, strange stuff coming your way.